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  • Blonde Jokes

    [align=left]Knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......


    She called me to get my phone number.

    She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it
    said "concentrate."

    She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her
    mind.

    She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.


    She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

    She tried to drown a fish.

    She thought a quarterback was a refund.

    She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

    She tripped over a cordless phone.

    She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    She asked for a price check at the dollar store.




    she studied for a blood test

    she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.


    when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
    moved.


    When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

    when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
    "Airport Left" she turned around and went home[/align]
    التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة ألماس; الساعة 05-04-2007, 09:22 AM.
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  • #2
    nice but.......it's repeated

    some one already put this topic

    sorry

    but i enjoyed it anyways

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    • #3
      oh.. i didn't know it was repeated .. thanks for informing me dear
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      • #4


        no offence for any blondies around

        Thanx dear they are really funny
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        • #5
          cool and thanks for the topic
          http://ehab192.jeeran.com/لماذا1/files/93558.jpg

          كل دمعه حب في عيني قصيدة

          والرجا مافاد في كل القصايد

          وليش كل الناس في حالة سعيدة

          والجو يطوي في فؤادي طي جايد

          عاشق الملاك))

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          • #6
            Thanks for your sweet replies.. and as my sister Smokey.Eyes said: no offence to any blonde!

            take care!!!

            and keep laughing!!1
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