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Stupid Questions With The Smartest Answers
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>BOY : May I hold your hand?
>GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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>GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
>BOY : You love me...
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>GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
>BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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>GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
>BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple ;P
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>GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
>BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
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>BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
>GIRL : How soon??
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>BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
>GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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>MAN : You remind me of the sea.
>WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
>MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
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>Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
>Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
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>Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
>Pupil : "The moon".
>Teacher : "Why?"
> Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need
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>Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
>Pupil : "A teacher".
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>Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
>Customer : "What other colors do you have?
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>BOY : May I hold your hand?
>GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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>GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
>BOY : You love me...
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>GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
>BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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>GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
>BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple ;P
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>GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
>BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
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>BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
>GIRL : How soon??
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>BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
>GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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>MAN : You remind me of the sea.
>WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
>MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
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>Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
>Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
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>Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
>Pupil : "The moon".
>Teacher : "Why?"
> Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need
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>Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
>Pupil : "A teacher".
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>Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
>Customer : "What other colors do you have?
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