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  • *green, pink and yellow*

    An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England.











    They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three

    main words: green, pink and yellow.












    The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun.

    I see the green grass and I hope it will be a pink day.."












    The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana,

    a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.













    Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone " green green ",

    I " pink" up the phone and I say " yellow












    LoooooL






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  • #2









    hahahha, what a naughty girl








    Thanks

    بدآية هم تجي وتضم وتجرحني وتتعبني
    غريب أوطآن أعيش أحزآن فقدت أشيآء تسعدني

    غريب صآح بعد مآرآح محد يدري ويسمعني
    آنآ يآليل أعيش آلويل ندآء آلخلآن يتبعني

    ۉظل مآأنسآڪ تجي ذڪرآڪ ۉدمعآتي تونسني
    ۉأرد آلآه تلو آلآه ۉصدى آلآهآت يذبحني

    (أنشودة بدايه هم )


    Members of English Section sorry for my decision, things out of control

    There is no need no to mentioned u by names, sorry for putting u down bkz of my decision

    Gonna leave u a visitor message in my profile, plz check it

    Wishing u the BEST of Luck[/FONT]

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    • #3
      Didn't u like my topic






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      • #4
        ha ha ha

        just like my Indian teachers, they eat some letters and add some

        thanx
        Fear only exists in the hearts of the weak

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        • #5


          hahaha
          LOoOL
          funny 9allh

          I think the indian guy got the job
          Be one , Be UN!QUE

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          • #6







            keep it up
            Be one , Be UN!QUE

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            • #7
              it's known that Indians are the most intellegent creatures in the earth and I have to cnfess that this Indian whom u mentioned in ur funny jock was so sooooooooooooo clever coz he create a new sentence that not Italian , nor French could say it...
              thanx sweety and keep it up
              أيا معشر العشاق بالله خبروا
              إذا حل عشق بالفتى كيف يصنع
              يداري هواه ثم يكتم سره
              ويخضع في كل الأمور ويخشع

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              • #8
                LoL

                good one... i like it :p :p

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                • #9
                  NICE indeed
                  أقـولُ أمـامَ الـنـاسِ لـسـتِ "حــبــيــبــتــي" ... وأعـرفُ فـي الأعـمـاقِ كـم كـنـتُ "كــاذبــا" !!
                  وازعــمُ ألاَّ شــيئَ يـجـمـعُ بـيـنـنـا ... لأُبـعِــدَ عـن نـفـسـي وعـنـكـِ الـمـتـاعـبـا ..

                  فـلا اللـيـلُ يُـخـفِـي لـو أرادَ نـجـومـهُ ... ولا الـبـحـرُ يـخـفـي لو أرادَ الـمـراكـبـا !!

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                  SometimeS We Have To Give Our Hearts The Chance To Speak Not Holding Our: Principles, Decisions, Pride or Stubbornness

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