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  • Nine Words Women Use!!!‏

    NINE WORDS WOMEN USE


    Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.




    Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.




    Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


    Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



    Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)



    That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


    Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever').



    Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
    التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة mysteriousgirl; الساعة 12-06-2009, 10:44 PM. سبب آخر: =) a little edition

  • #2
    The issues of talking is always for attacking the women
    however
    Fine
    I think men who use this word more.
    Cherrrrrrrrrrs
    ليس الفخر بألا نسقط . . و إنما بأن ننهض كلما سقطنا

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    • #3
      hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      alaways after several days women became the enemy of all men
      قسم بالله وانا اكتب احسك أنت تكتبني

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      • #4
        Actually >> I'm using this words
        especially nothing
        يا رفقةَ العمرِ ، فيمَ الهجرُ بالعَجَلِ........هل قد نسيتمْ نسيماً راقَ من غزلِ
        ويحَ الزمان الذي ما انفكَّ يجمعنا........حيناً ، ويبلي صفاءَ الماء بالوشلِ
        طيفُ اللقاءِ مضى ، هل نحن ندركهُ.....أم قد تولَّى ، ولم ندركْهُ من كسلِ ؟
        وا حسرتاهُ ! وكم قد قلتها زمناً.............لكنَّ دمعاً غزيراً جالَ في المُقَلِ
        يا ويلتا ! قد أتاني الشيب مُنْتَظَراً..........فاليوم أبكي شبابَ الودِّ والأملِ
        واليوم أبكي ربوعاً ، غاب ساكنها...........أبكي رسوماً عفت من ذلك الطَّللِ
        مُسلِّماً بقضاءِ اللهِ منشرحاً...................يمضي الزمانُ ، ويخفي ساعةَ الأجلِ !

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        • #5
          This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


          haha
          i totalllllly agreeeeeeee with this one
          actually i agree with most of them lool

          thanks dear
          keep it up =)
          " فَـــ امان آللّه يآآ وجهـٍ عرفنـي حزّة آلحاجــــهـ "

          حسابي في تويتر @F_alamry


          =)

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          • #6
            hahaha the translation of the nature of women is perfect!! I agree with all of them

            merci

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            • #7
              i like this topic alot , thnx
              Lookin 2 my eye's
              U c what u mean 2 me
              search ur heart
              search ur soul
              when finally that
              U search no more
              Don't tell me is not worth trying 4
              U can tell me is not worth dying 4
              U know is tru
              every thing i do
              i do it 4 u

              أحب الصالحين ولست منهم لعلي ألقى بهم شفاعة
              وأكره من تجارتهم معاصي ولو كنا سويآ في البضاعة

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              • #8
                lOl .. it's the fact with me
                عمـــار يا دار زايـــد عمـــار



                عاشر الناس معاشرة إن أحببتهم حنوا عليك وان مت بكوا عليك
                وعاملهم ليس لأنهم كرماء بل لأنك أنت كريم

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                • #9
                  haaaaahaaaaaaaaaa
                  wallah the Five Minutes part is 100% TRUE
                  welcome 2 woman world...lol
                  thanxX hun..keep it up
                  http://www.up.qatarw.com/get-8-2009-evirgw7i.gif الـلـه يـوفـقنـي
                  فـي الثـانوية يـارب
                  ويـسـهـل علـي
                  (99.9)ان شاء الله ...^.^

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                  • #10
                    Actually, I use all of these words to get rid of the people who make me bored or to hide something bad. Also, I use them to end up a conversation. Thery are signs that indicate that you are not allowed to say something now or I'll explode in your face. So, it's better to let me alone
                    ~..The best of the times is now~

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                    • #11
                      hahaha
                      amazing that it true
                      i do that most of time and use them as they mean
                      thanx sis
                      أرفض أن تعيش على هامش الحياه، واطلب ان تكون فعلا في هذه الحياه
                      ارفض ان تكون لاعبا احتياطيا بالحياه، واطلب ان تكون نجما ساطعا في هذه الحياه
                      فالرفض بيدك والقبول ايضا بيدك، فأنت تختار لكن اعرف المسار،
                      وتذكر ان دورك مقدس بهذه الحياه، فبادر للعمل بما يوازي هذه القدسيه

                      دفتر منسي

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                      • #12
                        thanksssssss
                        لا تجعل العوائق توقفك
                        بل اجعلها سبيلا للنجاح
                        نحو مستقبلا باهر

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