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    السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته



    Some clever messages


    Enjoy




    How can you miss me if I don't go away?


    *****

    I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.


    *****

    Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.



    *****

    Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?



    ****

    I'm not here right now and I regret to say that due to unforseen circumstances, later has been cancelled.


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    Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.


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    You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.


    ****

    I can't talk on the computer now, so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now, I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.



    ****

    The statement below is True.

    The statement above is False.

    Which statement is correct?


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    Since history never stops, when does the future begin?


    ****

    In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.


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    What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?


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    The early bird may get the worm, but the late rising worm lives.


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    A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. Think about it!


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    Did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...
    And 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow?


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    If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?


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    When people say "Expect the unexpected," doesn't that mean the unexpected is expected?


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    Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?


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    Why is it that when something is sent in a car, it's called a shipment, yet when it's sent in a ship, it's called cargo?


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    If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?


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    If psychics know the winning lottery numbers why are they still working?


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    To the crazy man, the normal person is insane.


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    If repetition is the key to learning, and repetition is a sign of stupidity, does that make learning stupid?


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    If you try to fail but you succeed, which have you done?


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    Why is abbreviation such a long word?


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    If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?


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    best regards

    Nora.a.a

    نورا احمد

  • #2
    hahahah I like this one

    You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the
    .slowest guy running from the bear
    just imagining some1 doing Sharrrrdh

    Nice Noora, keep it up sister

    and yeah welcome among us

    Hey sweetie, I will be so thankful if u mention the source as 1 of the English rules indicates here

    Thanks again and waiting to read more from u

    cheeeeeeeeeers
    بدآية هم تجي وتضم وتجرحني وتتعبني
    غريب أوطآن أعيش أحزآن فقدت أشيآء تسعدني

    غريب صآح بعد مآرآح محد يدري ويسمعني
    آنآ يآليل أعيش آلويل ندآء آلخلآن يتبعني

    ۉظل مآأنسآڪ تجي ذڪرآڪ ۉدمعآتي تونسني
    ۉأرد آلآه تلو آلآه ۉصدى آلآهآت يذبحني

    (أنشودة بدايه هم )


    Members of English Section sorry for my decision, things out of control

    There is no need no to mentioned u by names, sorry for putting u down bkz of my decision

    Gonna leave u a visitor message in my profile, plz check it

    Wishing u the BEST of Luck[/FONT]

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    • #3
      10X MY $!$ REALLY HAPPY TO SEE YOU HERE

      ? THE SOURCE IS ANOTHER" FORUM " DO U WANT THE NAME



      10X Again


      uR $!$ NORA .A
      نورا احمد

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      • #4
        Turtle without a shell
        hahaha
        So it is homeless

        Nice Noora
        You will be active member here ,I believe
        أبوووووووي قال لي :
        "لا توقعي على شي ما تعرفيه "

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        • #5
          cool once

          likd them all

          thnx dear ^^,

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          • #6
            السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته
            10x my sis

            Ramadan Kareem

            ^_^

            regards

            نورا احمد

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            • #7
              its really very clever sis
              thnx alot

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              • #8
                Why is abbreviation such a long word?

                loooool
                thats a very smart Q

                thanks for the really clever messages dear

                keep it up

                ^^
                " فَـــ امان آللّه يآآ وجهـٍ عرفنـي حزّة آلحاجــــهـ "

                حسابي في تويتر @F_alamry


                =)

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                • #9
                  thanx

                  سبحان الله وبحمده سبحان الله العظيمّ




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                  • #10
                    السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

                    mysteriousgirl
                    اللص الطائر
                    09المسكري20

                    Happy Eid & 10x 4 passing by

                    ^_^

                    regards

                    نورا احمد

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                    • #11

                      thanx alot

                      سبحان الله وبحمده سبحان الله العظيمّ




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                      • #12
                        ~ السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته ~
                        thnx bro

                        have a nice day

                        N.A
                        نورا احمد

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                        • #13
                          no answer

                          enjoy ur self
                          اعشقي ظلم الغصون الخضر للحطاب
                          والجلد للأنياب..والجفن للسكين
                          اعشقي هـالظالم المسكين...
                          واتركيني انصهر في الشمس
                          والا ارتعد في البرد
                          لكن استبد..واسترد اثيابي من الريح
                          ولحمي من الشوك
                          وابتعد .. ابتعد

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                          • #14
                            i really like them
                            best wishes
                            "to be or not to be ,this is the question"

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                            • #15
                              . Thanks alot for these cool messages

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