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  • how to Installing love??!!!!

    [align=center]Installing Love


    (phone call to Tech Support)[/a7la1][/mark]

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    ?Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you


    .Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love
    ? Can you guide me through the process



    ?Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed



    ?Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first



    ?Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart



    .Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now
    ?Is it okay to install Love while they are running



    ?Tech Support: What programs are running



    Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge
    .and Resentment running right now



    Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current
    operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer
    disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with
    a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely
    turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being
    ?properly installed. Can you turn those off



    ?Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how



    .Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness
    Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment
    . have been completely erased



    ?Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal



    .Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program
    . You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades



    "Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not
    ?run on external components ." What should I do



    Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on
    ,Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms
    .it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others



    ?Customer: So, what should I do



    :Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files
    .Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations



    .Customer: Okay, done



    Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will
    overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you
    need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle
    .Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back





    Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my
    .monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart
    ? Is this normal



    Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything
    gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before
    we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to
    everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool
    .modules back to you



    Customer: Thank you, God


    best regards

    Sweet-me
    [/align]

  • #2
    [align=center]nice dear
    i think u like to live
    in the lover world yaaaaa
    good luck[/align]


    أعذب الكلمات تقال فيكِ


    و أن قمة الشوق و اللهفة في لقاءك


    السماء و السحاب و المطر روعة


    كلما لاح طيفك


    البحر و الموج و الشاطي آمان


    كلما سمعت صوتك الشجي


    البشر و الشجر و الفراشات سلام

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    • #3
      thanks alot dear for nice topic
      as i see it's your 1st participation , i hope u to be active here with as, n provide as with your information in other topics
      keep it up :D




      A mom is like a flower

      On a sunny summer day

      You’d pick her in a minute

      If you could have your way


      A mom is like the sunshine

      She warms your heart each day

      And makes you feel like smiling


      It’s just her special way



      Of saying that she loves you


      The way that mothers do


      A mom is very special

      That’s why you love her, too






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