FOOLISH man
tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL
when her LIPS are CLOSED
One GOOD way
to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage – Drink
whenever you are SAD
After Marriage – Drink
whenever you are HAPPY
Three FASTEST means of
Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell
her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
Let us be generous like
this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming
towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break
his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our
path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
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