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  • Stupid Questions & Smart Answers

    Stupid Questions & Smart Answers




    WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other
    HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth


    MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter
    PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly


    Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else"
    Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday"


    Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon"
    Pupil : "The moon"
    Teacher : "Why"
    Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it"


    Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested"
    Pupil : "A teacher"


    Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black"
    Customer : "What other colors do you have


    Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot "
    Sam : "It's a family tradition"
    Teacher : "What do you mean"
    Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher"
    Teacher : "What about your mother"
    Sam : "She's a woman"


    Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed"
    David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated"


    Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing"
    Student : "Brotherly love"


    Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating"
    Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook"


    Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor"
    Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died"


    Teacher : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE"
    One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time"


    Teacher : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him "
    One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand"



    BOY : May I hold your hand
    GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy


    GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me
    BOY : You love me


    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number


    GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest
    BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple


    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
    BOY : Don't you ever want to improve


    BOY : I love you and I could die for you
    GIRL : How soon


    BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you
    GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there


    SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss
    TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth


    MAN : You remind me of the sea
    WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting
    MAN : NO, because you make me sick

    hope u all like it,,,
    with ma best wishes,,,




    منقووووووووووووووول
    WE HAVE TO KILL THE SNAKE'S HEAD
    IF U R NOT READY TO DIE 4 IT PUT THE WORD ''FREEDOM" OUT OF UR VOCABULARY,,, MALCOLOM X

    أحيانا تكون الحقيقة أغرب من الخيال
    U HAVE NO CHIOCE!!! THEY OWN U,, THEY OWN EVERYTHING
    OUR LIFE IS A TEST, AND NOT AN EASY ONE

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  • #2
    looool...soooo funny
    :D
    but I think that some answers are stupid too


    ::

    by the way

    ....thanks 4 ur sharing
    وَمَا كَانَ رَبُّكَ نَسِيًّا

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    • #3
      hehehe it's so funny dear sis
      Thanxx a lot
      I2007T

      اللهم صلي على سيدنا محمد وعلى آل سيدنا محمد
      سبحان الله والحمدلله ولا إله إلا الله والله أكبر

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        Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor"
        Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died"

        very nice.. I like them all

        thanx




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        • #5


          Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor"
          Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died"

          very nice.. I like them all



          thanx




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          • #6
            thank u for ur comment,,, haaaaaaaaaaaah

            i hope u enjoyed while reading them

            byeeee
            WE HAVE TO KILL THE SNAKE'S HEAD
            IF U R NOT READY TO DIE 4 IT PUT THE WORD ''FREEDOM" OUT OF UR VOCABULARY,,, MALCOLOM X

            أحيانا تكون الحقيقة أغرب من الخيال
            U HAVE NO CHIOCE!!! THEY OWN U,, THEY OWN EVERYTHING
            OUR LIFE IS A TEST, AND NOT AN EASY ONE

            TOP SECRET

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            • #7
              I loved it
              emmm, yeah being honest was part of loving it
              loool
              thanks for your effort by the way
              أقـولُ أمـامَ الـنـاسِ لـسـتِ "حــبــيــبــتــي" ... وأعـرفُ فـي الأعـمـاقِ كـم كـنـتُ "كــاذبــا" !!
              وازعــمُ ألاَّ شــيئَ يـجـمـعُ بـيـنـنـا ... لأُبـعِــدَ عـن نـفـسـي وعـنـكـِ الـمـتـاعـبـا ..

              فـلا اللـيـلُ يُـخـفِـي لـو أرادَ نـجـومـهُ ... ولا الـبـحـرُ يـخـفـي لو أرادَ الـمـراكـبـا !!

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              SometimeS We Have To Give Our Hearts The Chance To Speak Not Holding Our: Principles, Decisions, Pride or Stubbornness

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              • #9
                funny I like it 2

                thanx pretty
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