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  • stupid american lawyers


    Excerpts from a book entitled 'mess in the U.S. courts' and the little book


    a number of things mentioned by the lawyers already in court, word for word

    The last two are the best

    ATTORNEY: Now doctor isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the


    next morning?

    WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?



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    ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

    WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?

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    ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

    WITNESS: Yes

    ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

    WITNESS: None

    ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

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    ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

    WITNESS: By death

    ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

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    ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

    WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard

    ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

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    ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

    WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m

    ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

    WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!!

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    ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

    WITNESS: No

    ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

    WITNESS: No

    ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

    WITNESS: No

    ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

    WITNESS: No


    ? ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor

    WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar

    ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

    WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been al ive and practicing law



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    hope that u gonna enjoy it


    good luck








  • #2
    good good

    Have you ever read a book called a book of life

    !!!

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    • #3
      ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?


      WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard


      ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?


      so cool
      wow really they r so smart!!!!! hahahahah
      im joking
      this is the way how they think
      so stupid

      thank u 4 sharing this good information

      sleeping lawyers
      WE HAVE TO KILL THE SNAKE'S HEAD
      IF U R NOT READY TO DIE 4 IT PUT THE WORD ''FREEDOM" OUT OF UR VOCABULARY,,, MALCOLOM X

      أحيانا تكون الحقيقة أغرب من الخيال
      U HAVE NO CHIOCE!!! THEY OWN U,, THEY OWN EVERYTHING
      OUR LIFE IS A TEST, AND NOT AN EASY ONE

      TOP SECRET

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      • #4
        Nice topic brother i liked it
        I2007T

        اللهم صلي على سيدنا محمد وعلى آل سيدنا محمد
        سبحان الله والحمدلله ولا إله إلا الله والله أكبر

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        • #5
          ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

          WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?

          hmm the attorney had a point maybe the witness`s evil brother was present h3
          thank they too smart ..
          Regards



          St!Ll aL!vE




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          • #6


            heey mates

            thanx 4 passing by

            good luck



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