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I know u r not envolved.. JOKE XD

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  • I know u r not envolved.. JOKE XD



    A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating


    how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job



    He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it



    He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete


    wall swearing, “You are the reason I don’ t have a wife”, second


    bottle, “You are the reason I don’t have my children”, third bottle “You are the reason I lost my job



    He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes the bottle, puts


    it aside and says “Stand aside my dear friend, I know you were not involved”


    hope u like it


    good luck





  • #2
    Very funny hahahaha
    really i like it

    thanx brth

    this is the life
    WE HAVE TO KILL THE SNAKE'S HEAD
    IF U R NOT READY TO DIE 4 IT PUT THE WORD ''FREEDOM" OUT OF UR VOCABULARY,,, MALCOLOM X

    أحيانا تكون الحقيقة أغرب من الخيال
    U HAVE NO CHIOCE!!! THEY OWN U,, THEY OWN EVERYTHING
    OUR LIFE IS A TEST, AND NOT AN EASY ONE

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    • #3
      looooooooool
      he till not Drunk
      hhahahahahahaaa
      أقـولُ أمـامَ الـنـاسِ لـسـتِ "حــبــيــبــتــي" ... وأعـرفُ فـي الأعـمـاقِ كـم كـنـتُ "كــاذبــا" !!
      وازعــمُ ألاَّ شــيئَ يـجـمـعُ بـيـنـنـا ... لأُبـعِــدَ عـن نـفـسـي وعـنـكـِ الـمـتـاعـبـا ..

      فـلا اللـيـلُ يُـخـفِـي لـو أرادَ نـجـومـهُ ... ولا الـبـحـرُ يـخـفـي لو أرادَ الـمـراكـبـا !!

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      SometimeS We Have To Give Our Hearts The Chance To Speak Not Holding Our: Principles, Decisions, Pride or Stubbornness

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      • #4


        you are all welcome

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