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An Emaraty & an American!

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  • An Emaraty & an American!

    >An Emaraty and an American are seated next to each other
    on aflight from New York.
    The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.
    The E maraty, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he
    politely
    declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few
    winks.

    The American persists and explains that the game is easy
    and a
    lot
    of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't
    know
    theanswer, you pay me $5, and vice versa."
    Again, the Emaraty declines and tries to get some sleep.
    The
    American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know
    the
    answer,
    you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay
    you$500."
    This gets the Emaraty's attention and, figuring there will
    be no
    end to
    this torment, agrees to the game. The American asks the
    first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the
    moon?"
    The Emaraty doesn't say a word,
    reaches into his wallet, pulls
    out
    a $5 bill, and hands it to the American.
    "Okay," says the American, "your turn." So the Emaraty
    asks,
    "What
    goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
    The American thinks about it. No answer. Puzzled, he takes
    out
    his
    laptop computer and searches all his references. No
    answer! He
    took
    into the air-phone with his modem and searches the
    Internet and
    the
    Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends
    e-mails to
    all
    his friends and coworkers. All to no avail! Finally, a
    long time
    later, he wakes the E maraty and hands him
    $500.
    The Emaraty thanks
    him and turns back to get his sleep. The
    American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Emaraty and
    asks,
    "Well, what's the answer?"
    Without a word, the Emaraty reaches into his wallet, hands
    theAmerican $5, and goes back to sleep

    >
    شكرا جوااااهر

  • #2



    amazing joke indeed

    but instead of American should be Egyption






    A mom is like a flower

    On a sunny summer day

    You’d pick her in a minute

    If you could have your way


    A mom is like the sunshine

    She warms your heart each day

    And makes you feel like smiling


    It’s just her special way



    Of saying that she loves you


    The way that mothers do


    A mom is very special

    That’s why you love her, too






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    • #3
      loooooool



      Nice joke sister....


      what a cleaver man.. Eas way to get money. Maybe i should try it..

      Thank you Shatha_alward
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      • #4
        Hiiiiiiiii there....

        Thanx a lot...

        Americans are stupid anyways :D ....


        Take Care
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        • #5
          hahaaaaiii...

          No offence to any nationality...!!

          :D:D

          Nice to see you around
          شكرا جوااااهر

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          • #6
            Ya it’s a funny joke

            Does anyone in here planning to play this game but with credit? (I mean sending Nawras credit?) …….. ?!?!? Just joking

            Nice one

            THE HUNTER
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            • #7
              Thanx Hunter for being around..

              ...
              شكرا جوااااهر

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              • #8
                it is very funny joke

                thank you my sis

                wish more from you

                your sis
                HOPE

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                • #9
                  nice one

                  they change the nationality from time to time
                  lol

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                  • #10
                    What a clever man!
                    Hilarious story indeed!
                    Thanx sis for sharing and keep it up!


                    DeSert_RoSe

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