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[align=left]hi guys
i've read this story which i liked alot and i wanted to share it with u
A smart Japanese child in an American School class on world historical events!!
It was the first day of school and a new student named
Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.
"Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by
the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'"?
Again, no response except from Suzuki. "Abraham
Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its
history than you do.
She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Japs."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke [vomit]"
The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush [Sr.] to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and
shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You
little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice,
"[California Congressman] Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."
(The teacher fainted.) And as the class gathered around the teacher
onthe floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're f**ked!"
and Suzuki said, "Americans,... in Iraq 2004!"[/align]
i've read this story which i liked alot and i wanted to share it with u
A smart Japanese child in an American School class on world historical events!!
It was the first day of school and a new student named
Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.
"Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by
the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'"?
Again, no response except from Suzuki. "Abraham
Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its
history than you do.
She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Japs."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke [vomit]"
The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush [Sr.] to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and
shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You
little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice,
"[California Congressman] Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."
(The teacher fainted.) And as the class gathered around the teacher
onthe floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're f**ked!"
and Suzuki said, "Americans,... in Iraq 2004!"[/align]
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