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Bank's cash dispenser machines

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  • Bank's cash dispenser machines

    [Bank's cash dispenser machines)



    Boys:
    1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
    2. Insert card
    3. Dial code and desired amount
    4. Take the cash, the card and the slip



    Girls:
    1. Drive to the bank
    2. Engine stalled
    3. Check make-up in the mirror
    4. Apply perfume
    5. Manually check haircut
    6. Park the car - failure
    7. Park the car - failure
    8. Park the car - Success
    9. Search for the card in the handbag
    10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
    11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
    12. Look for bank card.
    13. Insert Card
    14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)
    in Handbag
    15. Enter code
    16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
    17. #Cancel#
    18. Re-enter code
    19. #Cancel#
    20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
    21. Enter desired amount
    22. #Error#
    23. Enter bigger amount
    24. #Error#
    25. Enter maximum amount
    26. Cross fingers
    27. Take cash
    28. Go back to the car
    29. Check make up in rear mirror
    30. Look for keys in handbag
    31. Start car
    32. Drive 50 meters
    33. STOP
    34. Drive back to bank machine
    35. Go out of the car
    36. Take card and ticket back from machine
    37. Go back to the car
    38. Throw card on passenger seat
    39. Throw slip on the floor
    40. Check make up in rear mirror
    41. Manually check haircut
    42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
    43. BRAKE
    44. Go into roundabout - right way
    45. Drive 5 kilometers
    46. Remove hand brake
    47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she
    was because of HIM.



    Sorry girls, (if mind
    عشقتك عشق مجنون
    دوم يشقق بثوبه
    وعشقتك عشق سكران
    مات وبيده مشروبه
    وعشقتك عشق مدمن
    يشوف الدنيا مقلوبه
    وعشقتك عشق مسجون
    كل احلامه مسلوبه
    وعشقتك عشق كافر
    مات وفاتته التوبه
    وعشقتك عشق تائب
    انت أعظم ذنوبه

  • #2

    Thanks
    راعي الشبح :D
    in fact ,, this is the thousand time i read this
    topic ,,,
    why most topics are about girls
    ...We live as we dream alone

    Joseph Conrad

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