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  • The Perfect Husband

    [align=left]Apologies if this subject has been written earlier

    And this is a test for our new supervisor [/align]


    [align=left]The Perfect Husband

    Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"

    WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes"

    WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$70,000"

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape...

    He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to"
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  • #2
    [align=center]hehe ..


    good one .. i think i've heard it somewhere but not in english anyway ..

    though it's really funny ..


    lucky woman



    :p


    thanksss brother ..


    keep it up
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    " فَـــ امان آللّه يآآ وجهـٍ عرفنـي حزّة آلحاجــــهـ "

    حسابي في تويتر @F_alamry


    =)

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    • #3
      [align=center]Thanx sis for your interest to read my fisrt contribution in this forum

      and thanks for your comment and support


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      • #4
        [align=center]she is probably use to spend lavishly
        her husband's money


        poor guy


        lucky women

        I envy her
        all her wildist dream
        will become a reality in one day


        I don't mind having a husband just like him
        but also perfect in other ways too((I wanna every thing))


        lovely topic

        c u around[/align]

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        • #5
          [align=center][align=center]Thanks dear sis
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          Don't envy her so much

          All what she had in one day .. can be lost in a second

          Is it really having a husband like him is a good thing?

          I doubt it

          A principle said " easy come ..easy go" and I believe so

          She can be sold easily by him [/align]
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          • #6
            [align=center]it's all expectations
            he might be this
            he might be that


            I wanna a guy with all the good stuff
            I don't mind if money comes along with him



            c u
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            • #7
              [align=center]You deserve to have a guy with all good qualities


              May Allah help u to find one[/align]

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              • #8
                woooooooooooow i reallyyyyyyy like it
                she'll b shocked n disappointed pooor lady!!!
                thank u broth

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                • #9
                  hahaha
                  lucky women
                  i want that happen to me in future
                  nice topic

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                  • #10
                    [align=center]I thank God that i dont have Husband like him

                    oo00ooo000oo00oo00oops

                    am not married yet

                    anyway, for me, having a husband like him is a disaster

                    coz as DOMINUS said " easy come,,easy go" so, she is not a value for him

                    thanx Abu Abdullah for the great subject

                    plz tell me that u r not like him [/align]

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                    • #11
                      Nice

                      [align=left]Hala

                      Really u r such a great thinker you know what we need in the early morning smiling faces, but this wife i guess her husband will kill her later coz that wasn't her husband once he said who is phone is this.
                      Anyhow its really wonderful

                      Thank u & best of luck
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                      • #12
                        It is very nice

                        I like it, and he is really a perfect Husband

                        Thanks for the nice topic

                        Keep it up

                        Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
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                        • #13
                          Goooood one brother

                          Keeeeeeep going

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                          • #14
                            thanx

                            that was really funny

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                            • #15
                              HAhahah good one bro thanxx for sharing it I realllly liked it ,Can't wait to see the husbands reaction when he gets back home
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