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    A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

    The man below says, "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West longitude."

    "You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

    "I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

    "Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."

    The man below says, "You must be a manager."

    "I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

    "Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."

  • #2
    [align=center]really funny.....thanx bro[/align]
    [align=center]حظ عيني لو تشوفك كل يوم & حظها وانت لناظرها الضياء
    نام فيها نام وانعس لا تقوم & بالسعادة يا تباشير الحياء
    انت يالي لك انا عمري اسوم & وارخص الغالي بلا زيف ورياء
    والبقايا ما لهم عندي لزوم & قلبي وقلبك حبايب اوفياء
    غيبتك وجدان واحزان وهموم & تتعب افكاري تسبب لي عياء
    ودي بشوفك مع طيب العلوم & عن عيوني لا يبعدك النياء
    صدق انا مشتاق لكني كتوم & اجبر عزومي ويمنعني الحياء
    منزلي فوق الكواكب والنجوم & وافي وسمعي على صوتك حياء
    وش على عيني ولو شافتك دوم & دامك انت في نواظرها الضياء[/align]

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    • #3
      [align=center]yeah true
      the Manager is doing just like that
      HHHHHH
      He is alawys witing somebody to solve things for him
      Keep Going and Thanx for your >>>> you know[/align]
      أقـولُ أمـامَ الـنـاسِ لـسـتِ "حــبــيــبــتــي" ... وأعـرفُ فـي الأعـمـاقِ كـم كـنـتُ "كــاذبــا" !!
      وازعــمُ ألاَّ شــيئَ يـجـمـعُ بـيـنـنـا ... لأُبـعِــدَ عـن نـفـسـي وعـنـكـِ الـمـتـاعـبـا ..

      فـلا اللـيـلُ يُـخـفِـي لـو أرادَ نـجـومـهُ ... ولا الـبـحـرُ يـخـفـي لو أرادَ الـمـراكـبـا !!

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      SometimeS We Have To Give Our Hearts The Chance To Speak Not Holding Our: Principles, Decisions, Pride or Stubbornness

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      • #4
        [align=center]hahaha

        smart and funny

        thanks alot [/align]
        " فَـــ امان آللّه يآآ وجهـٍ عرفنـي حزّة آلحاجــــهـ "

        حسابي في تويتر @F_alamry


        =)

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        • #5
          [align=center] [/align]
          [align=center]Thanks for sharing ....[/align]
          ...ألا بـــــــذكر الله تطمئن القلوب...

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