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  • Engli$h Jokes!!!

    hey guys and girls ,,,
    here are some Jokes:

    ........ready
    ..steady
    ..GO

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    Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
    Husband : Nothing.
    Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
    Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date

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    Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
    A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
    Continue to do so

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    Wife : Do you want dinner?
    Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
    Wife : Yes and no

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    Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
    Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
    picture and the problem disappears.
    Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
    Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
    there be greater than this one?"

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    Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
    lighten your burden.
    Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
    troubles.
    Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet

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    Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up
    my seat to a lady.
    Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
    Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap

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    A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
    hadn't left me a fortune?"
    "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
    YOU A FORTUNE"

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    Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
    Son: "My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents

    Interviewer to Milionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
    millionaire?"
    Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
    Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married
    her?"
    Millionaire: " Billionaire"

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    A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face
    or my sexy body?"
    He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.
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    LOL.... ..................... ..........


    THANX
    AND I HOPE U INJOIED THEM

    !!مـــــــ عندي توقيــــع ـــا !!

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